making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
i think the world would be a better place if no one ever made a swiggity swag joke ever again
goodbye world it was nice knowing you
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
- don’t eat less, eat right
- don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
- don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
- don’t shut yourself away, speak up
- don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
- don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think
- cousin: this girl at my school does anal
- Me: *unfazed* oh really thats cool
- him: wait..
- me: ..
- him: dont you think its weird
- me: no, why would i think that
- him: well i heard it hurts like a bitch
- me: not if you prep them first
- him: how..
- me: you lube up your finger first
- me: use lots and lots of lube
- him: what
- me: what
- (i think i might have given away i read a bit too much larry smut)